Go NutZ with your beard

Some people (my Mother Included) hates Beards. Some of the cruel things they say such as, you look like a homeless person, my response Jesus was homeless. It hides your beautiful face, guys aren't supposed to be pretty. Go Nutz, or put things in it to make your kids laugh at a restaurant, curl your mustache to look like the monopoly guy, or even feed the squirrels with it. I guarantee when you walk into a room people are talking about the beard, and they never see a naked chin and are like look at that guy. Get the attention you deserve, you have been patient to welcome that face blanket into your life, so share it with the world.