Frosty Face

I feel bad for those bare chined naked faced people out there. They will never know what its like to have your upper lip hair bond to your lower lip hair and have to wait inside the truck for a few moments just to get your mouth open. They will never know what it feels like to freeze from the sneeze. To get your man fur stuck in the zipper as you bundle up to go out in the -20 degree weather. It doesn't even have to be snowing for us to condensate from our food holes and freeze up. Ahh the frozen face. Don't trust a naked chin, for if you can see his teeth when he grins, it should be a sin. Therefore take your time and grow those face blankets, and don't use the "T"word(trim), ever. Bearded is Better